Friends in High Places

Oh yeah, you guys didn't realize that I'm buds with Billy Ray and Hannah Montana? The three of us hang out all the time, you know, running around, listening to country music (I howl, they sing).

PSYCH!

That's just some look-alike. Why is everyone trying to copy my style? Shoot.

I'm Part Llasa? Really?

Mom figured out my ancestry today! That's the tough thing when you come from a shelter. No one can tell who your mama was, or who your baby daddy was. But if you'll see below, Mom was able to locate a long lost cousin of mine, Benny. He's a pure bred Llasa Apso, which one of Mom's college friends owns.

Aren't we just the spitting image of each other? Seems like we also inherited the same lazy bone too. Hehe.



(Me above, Benny below)

Get With the Program, Mom!!

Mom's been a bit of a bore lately. I've been trying to get her to play catch with me, and she refuses. She just sits on the couch and reads fashion magazines. I mean, really, who needs clothes? I spend my days as naked as the day I was born, and I'm quite happy, thank you very much.

Besides, I can't be bothered to put on clothes, when I have a stuffy man I'd rather be playing with.

Stuffy man!!!

Look at This Bufoon

Oh wait...that's me.

Mom dressed me up in this ridiculous headpiece that she found at Goodwill. Hey Mom, did you ever think this thing got left at Goodwill for a reason?

Look how pleased Mom is with herself. Well of course, she's wearing a normal outfit. And me? Well, let's not get into that or else I'm going to burst into tears.

Parents... they're soooo embarrassing!!