Get With the Program, Mom!!

Mom's been a bit of a bore lately. I've been trying to get her to play catch with me, and she refuses. She just sits on the couch and reads fashion magazines. I mean, really, who needs clothes? I spend my days as naked as the day I was born, and I'm quite happy, thank you very much.

Besides, I can't be bothered to put on clothes, when I have a stuffy man I'd rather be playing with.

Stuffy man!!!