Look at This Bufoon

Oh wait...that's me.

Mom dressed me up in this ridiculous headpiece that she found at Goodwill. Hey Mom, did you ever think this thing got left at Goodwill for a reason?

Look how pleased Mom is with herself. Well of course, she's wearing a normal outfit. And me? Well, let's not get into that or else I'm going to burst into tears.

Parents... they're soooo embarrassing!!