You never heard of finding a comfy spot?
Mom and Dad keep their blankets in a basket that they put on top of their ugly chair so that I don't pee on the chair.
Me? Pee on a chair? Never.
Ah, I have to admit. Life is good when you're looking down at the world from this vantage point. So this is what it's like to be a short man! Sure beats being a short dog that's for sure.
By the way, I hope you're not looking up into my nostrils. I forgot to clip my nose hairs this morning.