Cinderelly, Cinderelly!

You know why I'm wearing this bandanna on my head? You want to know why?

It's because they make me clean their toilets, mop their floors, make their beds and lick their toes before I'm allowed to go to bed in my little cage each night.

[Holds up paw by the side of mouth, points the other paw at Mom and Dad, and whispers] Hello? Animal abuse anyone?