You. Can't. Make. Me. Walk.
When we first started out with him, he used to be great at walking. Then he started pulling whenever we got home. Once he decided that was no fun anymore and quit that, he realized that he was a lazy dog and just didn't like walking. So now he makes us drag him like a big sack of potatoes for the first two blocks of our walk before he walks cooperatively.
Well. At least it keeps his nails filed down.