Well. It Could Be Worse.

We brought the Oscarman to Pennsylvania with us for his first visit with my mom, grandparents and brother. (You know, so he can connect with his Asian roots.)

So far the Oscarman has:

• peed on our bed,
• eaten a slice of tomato out of the trash,
• woken us up barking at 4:30 in the morning,
  
• escaped twice from the house,
• barfed thrice in the car,
  
• and demolished a house slipper.

And we still have a day and a half to go.