Thursday, August 30, 2007

If the Oscarman Could Talk

You idjuts. You complete and utter idjuts.

Not only do you blind me. Again. You make me stand on my back two paws as I'm getting squashed by the thighs of death. For the love of God, someone
call the Animal Police!!

Please... hurry...


At September 1, 2007 at 8:43 AM , Blogger Tina said...

So cute! You are hilarious Christina! So maybe Oscarman is not a fan of the fruits. Maybe some freshly chopped up grilled chicken or steak? Or maybe some steamed vegetables. Dessert, vanilla ice cream...mmmm.. My aunt's dog loves rice. But her dog eats anything.

At September 2, 2007 at 2:10 PM , Blogger Christina H. said...

I love the little guy, but can you imagine how spoiled he would be if we fed him steak?? I heard rice is supposed to be good for dogs. It helps solidify their poo. (Sorry if that was TMI.)

At September 7, 2007 at 6:07 PM , Blogger Cherilyn said...

don't listen to anything tina says! She doesn't know how to treat animals. She THINKS she's being this great parent and everything, when really she's destroying their digestive tracts little by little...

He's a dog! Feed him dog food! And occasionally give him last bites :)If you start giving him "real" food, he'll never go back to dog food! I'm speaking from experience. Dogs are smart. He'll know what he wants; and you'll be cooking steak every night!


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