Yard Work Is No Fun
Like, I seriously love my folks and all, but they are such sad sacks of boringness. Do you want to know what they spent all Sunday doing?
Staining the deck.
Yeah, I know. I'm not even joking with you either. Tell me, how bored would you be? I totally fell asleep in the grass and woke up with these gnarly pillow lines on my face.
Totally not cool when you're scoping chicks in the backyard.