Not a Fan

In an attempt to acclimate me to my new bed, Mom put it in my crate. Ha - she thinks she's so sneaky, but I know better! I know where she got that thing -- I know a gajillion other dogs have probably put their stinky little paws on it. Well - sniff - I hope she learns that I do not accept second rate products.

I swear to you, I'm going to claw that thing to death before I lie my pretty little head on it. [Roar.]