Tell Me How I'm Not Supposed to be Confused

I'd like to be a good and obedient dog, and come when I'm called. But tell me how that's possible when Mom and Dad keep changing my name on me!

I've been called all of the following. How am I supposed to know what my real name is?

Oscar, Oscarman, Little Man, Mister Man, Mister Oscar, Mister Oscarman, Handsome Man, Happy Man, Silly Man, Baby Bear, Lazy Man, Little Bear, Oscy, Yogi (that was back in the early days when Mom got me confused with the neighbor's shih tzu), Snowball (that's Grandpa confusing me with Dad's childhood dog)

It's enough to make me want to stay in my dog bed all day and ignore everyone!

Humph.